Dribble drabble redux

Submitted without need for further comment... two posts this morning by Tim Rogers on FrontBurner:

9:25 AM:
"DALLAS COUNTY SYPHILIS CASES ON THE RISE
Says so here. Paul, you might want to get that itch checked out."

11:18 AM:
"GORDON KEITH DRIBBLE DRABBLE
I don't know why Belo lets this hack continue to write his column every week. Worse than Steve Blow. Never funny."